Danny
21-07-2009, 03:24 AM
I'll tell you a short poem; ?
I'll try to make it quick. ?
You might think it's quite harmless; ?
You might well find it sick.
?The subject is quite simple: ?
The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things;
?You ladies should be jealous. ?
Ever since the early days, ?
When it was small and hairless;
?I've looked upon that bit of flesh, ?
As something very precious.
?It starts to grow dramatically,?
When you're about thirteen. ?
Your testicles on either side; ?
Your willy in between. ?
When erect it's quite a sight; ?
A purple love machine.
?It dangles neatly down below; ?
Obedient and loyal.
?Its seeds are hidden well within;
?Awaiting some fresh soil. ?
At the slightest hint of lust,
?It's ready to uncoil.
?It has a mind all of its own;
?It's like a wild beast.
?It squirms and writhes and stretches out;?
When you expect it least. ?
You can't control its energy;
?You must wait 'til it's ceased.
Handle it with love and care;?
For it can give great pleasure.
?Has it grown since last weekend? ?
And when did you last measure? ?
Still, no matter what its length;?
It's something you should treasure.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
?Erecting when it shouldn't. ?
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
?Just when you wish it wouldn't. ?
Did that lady notice it? ?
You blush and hope she couldn't.
Some people fret about its size; ?
They give it lots of thought.
?Is seven inches long enough?
?It makes blokes quite distraught. ?
They peek across in public loos, ?
And try not to get caught.
Masturbating is a sin; ?
That's what some folk believe.?
But those are just old wives' tales;?
Outdated and naive.
?And if you're feeling tense or stressed, ?
A quick tug does relieve.
Without this fabulous device,?
No shag would be complete. ?
Lesbians will try their best; ?
But must admit defeat.
?And what a handy tool it is, ?
When one needs to excrete.
The penis is quite marvelous;?
It has so many uses. ?
For women it is special too;?
Excitement it induces.?
And babies can be procreated,
?From its sperm-filled juices.
And always it remains with you; ?
Until you're old and frail.?
Don't take it out in public though,
?Or you'll be thrown in jail.?
Just look at it and feel proud;?
And thank the lord you're male.
:lol:
I'll try to make it quick. ?
You might think it's quite harmless; ?
You might well find it sick.
?The subject is quite simple: ?
The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things;
?You ladies should be jealous. ?
Ever since the early days, ?
When it was small and hairless;
?I've looked upon that bit of flesh, ?
As something very precious.
?It starts to grow dramatically,?
When you're about thirteen. ?
Your testicles on either side; ?
Your willy in between. ?
When erect it's quite a sight; ?
A purple love machine.
?It dangles neatly down below; ?
Obedient and loyal.
?Its seeds are hidden well within;
?Awaiting some fresh soil. ?
At the slightest hint of lust,
?It's ready to uncoil.
?It has a mind all of its own;
?It's like a wild beast.
?It squirms and writhes and stretches out;?
When you expect it least. ?
You can't control its energy;
?You must wait 'til it's ceased.
Handle it with love and care;?
For it can give great pleasure.
?Has it grown since last weekend? ?
And when did you last measure? ?
Still, no matter what its length;?
It's something you should treasure.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
?Erecting when it shouldn't. ?
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
?Just when you wish it wouldn't. ?
Did that lady notice it? ?
You blush and hope she couldn't.
Some people fret about its size; ?
They give it lots of thought.
?Is seven inches long enough?
?It makes blokes quite distraught. ?
They peek across in public loos, ?
And try not to get caught.
Masturbating is a sin; ?
That's what some folk believe.?
But those are just old wives' tales;?
Outdated and naive.
?And if you're feeling tense or stressed, ?
A quick tug does relieve.
Without this fabulous device,?
No shag would be complete. ?
Lesbians will try their best; ?
But must admit defeat.
?And what a handy tool it is, ?
When one needs to excrete.
The penis is quite marvelous;?
It has so many uses. ?
For women it is special too;?
Excitement it induces.?
And babies can be procreated,
?From its sperm-filled juices.
And always it remains with you; ?
Until you're old and frail.?
Don't take it out in public though,
?Or you'll be thrown in jail.?
Just look at it and feel proud;?
And thank the lord you're male.
:lol: