Big Brother 2006

[spooky_fish]

i know alot of people hate this program.......


but i love it. it so funny to see what people will do to get them selfs on the tele!!

haha

hope its not as violent as last year! lol

[dazzaboi]

cannie wait :D

[Bump]

LOVE IT! :D

Cant wait :)

[spooky_fish]

i love it when everyone falls out!

[Bump]

Especially the girls, if you know what I mean by 'falling out' ;)

lol i know what u mean!!

[Greg]

Hate it, Die

*stab* *stab* *stab*

[spooky_fish]

haha... whoops!!

ive heard there is a girl in there with 34M boobs

M u sure mate! is it even possible!

[Bump]

ive heard there is a girl in there with 34M boobs

*Sets Sky+ and gets ready with pause button*

[spooky_fish]

well it did come from the sun?!! but according to them its possible.....so?

anything is possible i suppose with implants ect!

[spooky_fish]

ive heard there is a girl in there with 34M boobs

*Sets Sky+ and gets ready with pause button*


hahahahaha :lol:

[Greg]

Dave you perv.

Send me a copy.

[Bump]

anything is possible i suppose with implants ect!

Oooh no, gotta be natural!! :D

[spooky_fish]

if it 34m and they are natural the chances are they will be dragging by her feet!

wonder how many gay people there will be in this one.... ah big brother love metrosexualness!!

spaniels ears! lol

[Greg]

Im not homophobic in the slightest, i have gay friends, but stop with the gays please. Its too much cos they are alwasy OTT. Get some lezzers in there ;)

oh my god oh my god oh my god! lol

[Greg]

you are so gorgeous darling, i love you, i love you

[ace123]

As much as i hate it for some reason when i am in i end up watching it

thats what its like with most reality programs! lol

[spooky_fish]

i think they should take a fair rep of the country on a whole, they dont tho.

it is a fair rep! but still not what we want to see! lol

[spooky_fish]

not really.... have are black and half are gay.

not really a true rep of the country

they pick the people who are the most un-ordinary! otherwise with use normal folk maybe they think it wouldnt be very good?

[dazzaboi]

would love some beenz in the house, oh hey guys, check this out :D

LINK DELETED AS THE TARGET SITE IS INAPPROPRIATE by Jeremy_VTR

[Richie_j]

3 ways to improve it!
1) Snipers on eviction night
2) Turn it into a battle royale II
3) 34M boobs..... wait a minute!!!!

[Greg]

Royal rumble big bro, they have to fight to throw each other out.

Women can only wear sexy underwear, men have to be fully clothed at all times as do people who dont know their sexuality or which bits they have.

[spooky_fish]

haha....

the diary room is rennamed, the "mast*****ion room..... but woman are invite only!!!


oooow dear may get in trouble for that post.... back to topic!

[spooky_fish]

just wached that video darn... very rude..... cant see it happening over here tho!

[c2ology]

I don't watch it!

[EssexC2VTS]

It's such a load of crap, and that's why I watch it. 8)

[c2ology]

Only time i watch it is when i go round a girls house, i watch them whiles they watch that. lol

[GaryGT]

3 ways to improve it!
1) Snipers on eviction night
2) Turn it into a battle royale II
3) 34M boobs..... wait a minute!!!!

excellent idea :)

i always end up watching big bro, so i guess i love it

[Jeremy_VTR]

MODERATOR WARNING...

This thread is getting too saucy for our younger members. It's a worthy subject, but keep it clean eh? I've had to delete the link to the video of Russian lesbians already. Further references to sexual acts, even if they are ***ed out will be deleted. The whole thread will be deleted if you don't improve.

[spooky_fish]

oooow dear may get in trouble for that post.... back to topic!

yep i apolisgise... i did realise this and tried to get back to topic...

[x_Lau_x]

love it!!

[Jeremy_VTR]

Thanks Adam. Everyone, be warned. Mods/Admins are watching you 8O 8O

dont i know about! lol

[spooky_fish]

i applied once to big brother.... its was funny, i realised how "normal" i was when i was in the queue with everone getting interviewed.

[PinkEmily]

lol an i thought my brother was sad applyin for blind date..., although i think it was his mates that applied for him...

[spooky_fish]

ha ha blind datE! bless i bet it was him that applied really!

i wouldnt apply for it personally! watching it is good enough for me!

[PinkEmily]

ha ha blind datE! bless i bet it was him that applied really!

ye thats wot i sed to him...! lol. he had an interview thingy n everythin but he didnt go... he sed he had too many girls after him already... :?

[Danny]

I think its slowly gone down hill as the years have gone on ;)

p.s. hello everyone :)

[Jeremy_VTR]

Hi Danny

A guy I knew at the airport won Blind Date once. He was called Andy Clarke. He was very tall, with dark hair and a permatan. He was selected by a very attractive lady and he bedded her on their date. And then he told Cilla all about it afterwards on the sofa... 8O

[C2-VCT]

Especially the girls, if you know what I mean by 'falling out' ;)

TUT

[C2-VCT]

anything is possible i suppose with implants ect!

Oooh no, gotta be natural!! :D

That's good to know - there's no way I'd go under the knife for your pleasure! :wink:

[c2ology]

I don't remember much of the first big bother.

[Bump]

Especially the girls, if you know what I mean by 'falling out' ;)

TUT

Whoops, think I been caught 8O

[musicaldesigner]

I hate all this reality tv stuff like, big brother and im a celebrity get me out of here (renamed, im now a nobody ,relaunch my career) rubbish.

Far too much coverage on the TV.

Fly one the wall docs anyday, life of grime/traffic cops other documentaries and of course some soaps.

[chrisVTR06]

is it thursday or friday it starts? what time?

[Bump]

Thursday 9pm CH4

[chrisVTR06]

nice one!

[Bump]

And I'm at work on lates too :(

[chrisVTR06]

thats saw!

iv got an exam 2mora so ill need it to cheer me up

[Richmets]

Doesnt it usually start on a friday night?

[Bump]

And a week later too, more people in it this year

[spooky_fish]

start this thursdat... i bet there is an evidivtion the next day!

[petrolhead]

they pick the people who are the most un-ordinary! otherwise with use normal folk maybe they think it wouldnt be very good? It's like Wife Swap - they pick the people who are most likely to hate each others' guts!

[spooky_fish]

make more interesting t.v i guess

[Jeremy_VTR]

Remember the whole purpose of all commercial television is to make you watch it so you watch the adverts in between the programmes. BB is only shown so they can expose you to a million "Talk Talk" adverts and all their other tripe.

[petrolhead]

Remember the whole purpose of all commercial television is to make you watch it so you watch the adverts in between the programmes. BB is only shown so they can expose you to a million "Talk Talk" adverts and all their other tripe. No way! Seriously?

[Den]

gud point jerry but then again if u watch BB you will priob find the adverts more entertaining anyway so ull b glad of them :P

[spooky_fish]

ive watched just about all of them and ive never sign up to talk talk, can work that well...


i love it lol

they werent all sponsored by talk talk wasnt the first one o2?

Sue
x

[Jeremy_VTR]

Yes, Talk Talk was just the last 2 or 3 series.

Emma, you taking the mick?

[spooky_fish]

it was BTcellnet on the first one... remember them... then 02 then talk talk i think

[c2sean]

i went to the auditions and i got a far as everyone queing up it was madness they must of waited 4 hours.would have bin mad if i got in knobody would be able to understand me when i got drunk.i cant stand realy camp men that realy annoys me [smilie=pdt_aliboronz_13.gif]

[tkm16]

i love it, carnt wait lol, i just find it so addictive! :P

[spooky_fish]

i went to the auditions and i got a far as everyone queing up it was madness they must of waited 4 hours.would have bin mad if i got in knobody would be able to understand me when i got drunk.i cant stand realy camp men that realy annoys me [smilie=pdt_aliboronz_13.gif]

oooooooowww that is so silly, i think they are fabulas babe!

( im a camp accent, lol )

p.s im joking

[spooky_fish]

well... by the poll 2/3 of u like BB....

so whaay!! bring on thursday!

[c2sean]

ur are a bit camp thinking about it.lol PDT_004

[spooky_fish]

lol only for u craig... only for u! haha

back to topic!

sean looks a bit like Craig off the first Big Brother!

[c2sean]

thats it u pair gang up on me lol im gona find lookalikes of u pair PDT_045

[spooky_fish]

dan looks like a young clarke kent! lol

only joking


...............dont forget everyone, BB 7 starts tonight!!

[Danny]

How exciting....more weirdo's :P

Clarke kent! lol well i do wear a cape to work! lol

[spooky_fish]

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dont forget...........

tonight

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oh cheers mate! i forgot!

[spooky_fish]

tut!!!


cya all later!

Nat cant wait for it to start! i generally get into it a few weeks in!

[Danny]

Nat cant wait for it to start! i generally get into it a few weeks in!

I hope you mean into Big Brother? ;)

[spooky_fish]

haha nice one danny!!!

we n carlz are having a BB night! from now on every friday for the next 2months!! lol

just seen the first 2 housemates!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Richie_j]

Thats got to be a new record. I ALREADY want to stab one of them....and its 16minutes old!

what on earth are the rest going to be like!!!!!! 8O

[Richie_j]

They should hold a contest. The winner gets 5 minutes in the house, night vision goggles, a knife and dipomatic immunity!

They should hold a contest. The winner gets 5 minutes in the house, night vision goggles, a knife and dipomatic immunity!

The first 4 except George are all barmy! i wouldnt want to be in there!

[Richie_j]

So many rejects...so little time.

these people are annoying me already!!!!!

[Richie_j]

these people are annoying me already!!!!!

See. My competition idea aint looking so bad. [smilie=pdt_aliboronz_14.gif]

lol well they must be the weirdest bunch of housemates ever!!!!!

[Greg]

I want to hit most of them and sleep with 2.

same here but without the sleeping bit! lol

[spooky_fish]

hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahah

[Danny]

bunch of idiots....apart from one or two...slowly going down hill, they must be getting desperate for viewers

[GregorVTS]

What a crowd of weirdos!! they should all be shot!

[Jeremy_VTR]

Which two? Shahbaz and Richard I presume? ;)

Imogen is cute.
Lisa is funny.
Lea is a lot older than 35 imo.
Bonnor, sorry Bonnie, wants a slap.
Grace wants a slap too.
And Dawn.
Nikki. Hmm.

[lealoo]

they all seem like weirdos!!! lol few pretty faces.

[spooky_fish]

whata bunch of freaks!!!!


i love it!!!

that pete is such an idiot!!!

bonny looks miserble

lisa is a chav

shabaz is SO gay along with richard

no really fit birds....

although grace nikki and imogen are ok!

[spooky_fish]

bunch of idiots....apart from one or two...slowly going down hill, they must be getting desperate for viewers

but people always think that to start off.... u will be swayed

most of them aint on this planet!!!!

[Danny]

bunch of idiots....apart from one or two...slowly going down hill, they must be getting desperate for viewers

but people always think that to start off.... u will be swayed

im only swayed by one or two and they aint that special ;)

[spooky_fish]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/

for your viewing

[cooldudes_vts]

That last one in caught my attention, she gets my vote for the free bikini. lol

[spooky_fish]

thelast one... nikki i think....

acts like she is abut 14

[GregorVTS]

Torch the house with them all in it! That would make good viewing!

[cooldudes_vts]

they are all acting silly but I was more just on the looks dept with this Nikki chick.
That shazbaz is just the worst, unreal geezer but I would vote out that big head poser sezer first out lol I havent watched that much of it really lol

[spooky_fish]

haha seezer, he love him self.....

i think he a bit of a bulls**ter tbh, then again they all are!!!


stilll love it

[lealoo]

that nikki is quite pretty but when she speaks she reminds me of one of them really daft acting people if i make sense? like legally blonde or something, or isit just me?

chances are ill still watch it! Thats TV for ya!

[dazzaboi]

hot chickzz :D

[cooldudes_vts]

Gotta admit, I would be pee'ing myself laughing the first time I heard that Pete give it "!**! wipe, *!*ker , etc.
I would have thought, was he been on tonight.

[C2alx]

pete was class, love big brother dont see how you cant like it really, just a show where everybody kicks off. whos the chav from manchester?embarrassment! :roll:

[spooky_fish]

the chinese bir who look s about 50

[cooldudes_vts]

that nikki is quite pretty but when she speaks she reminds me of one of them really daft acting people if i make sense? like legally blonde or something, or isit just me?

Yeah guess you is right on that one lol

[C2alx]

the chinese bir who look s about 50

yeah, her and bonnie togther, gonna be hilarious :D

[spooky_fish]

bonnie............................................

what she looks miserable

[cooldudes_vts]

I can hear Grace now "My car's a Porsche."

[spooky_fish]

grace would get it! (i think that the posh bird right??

[spooky_fish]

just watched it...... how funny is that terents bloke..... haha he must be outting it on, surly!

funny but its a shame really as most of the peps will take the mick really!

[lealoo]

shabaz wants to leave alredy?

Good! lets hope most of them think the same!! lol

[Danny]

I watched parts of the opening night and that was more than enough for me.... Channel 4 must be pretty desperate for viewers!

I have watched most of the 6 previous ones but that are now taking the mick with the trash in this one ;)

in the end there just messin with people feeling, emotions, anger ect because they know DAMM WELL! there not going to get on! im sure when the contestents agree to do it they are that excited over the whole thing they fail to realise that all channel 4 is mixing whem up with people who are loopy!

[spooky_fish]

haha nikki reminds me of my flat mate..............

i need filted water!!! moan moan moan!!! lol

[cooldudes_vts]

I think Big Bro want to screen the first reality murder coz being stuck in that house with Shazbaz would push anyone into a "Bates Motel" shower scene. Eeee Eeee Eeee !!!!

[Danny]

What about that wench who was hysterical just because she didnt have bottled water..... she needs a good slap!

Woah...scary!

[cooldudes_vts]

Yeah, your right. Its more like a game of Cluedo coz it could be any of the annoying gits to be bumped off lol

[ace123]

i am watching it now first time since started they are all mad

my missus is watching it hence why im on here!

[spooky_fish]

shazbaz want too kill himself...... do it do it


would make great t.v


they should leave him a gun in the diary room

[Bump]

shazbaz want too kill himself...... do it do it
they should leave him a gun in the diary room

OMG I've just spat out my tea laughing!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[spooky_fish]

it would be no major lose would it!

[spooky_fish]

why can i not stop watching this!!

seaza bloke is a rite player... he is worst than me lol!!!

my fav now is pete... he is a strange lad but i think benith the terretts he is a nice lad!

[Richmets]

Shabaz has left the building! Thank god, hes an absolute loser.

Pete is a legend and i cant believe imogen kissed sezer > the guy is dirt!

i cant be bothered! i only watch it cuz i have no choice! if u know what i mean! lol

[spooky_fish]

i know rich! she is slezy!

giid riddens to shabaz the dole loser!!

im glad hes out!

[Jimbo]

might actually start watching it now he has left, when I watched the launch night last week and when he went in I said 'right i aint watchin that now' :lol:

[Danny]

might actually start watching it now he has left, when I watched the launch night last week and when he went in I said 'right i aint watchin that now' :lol:

Same here, that first night put me off 8O

[GaryGT]

lol, that guy was so crazy, good job he's out, i think the others would have killed him if he had stayed :lol:

[lealoo]

What does everybody think about the new house mates? the he/she lol and the model?

[Richmets]

Cant believe that girl is actually a guy?!?! Crazy!! :lol:

Oh and Nikki is doin my head in...i want to knock her out :x

[BrammeR]

Oh and Nikki is doin my head in...i want to knock her out :x

Join the club, She acts like a spoilt little 14 year old.

hope she gets booted on friday, blooody snob

Bram

[lealoo]

Lol but i think grace did pick on her slightly, i think its battle over George! i think he knows they both like him and dont want any of them to stop fancyin so kinda shows interest in them both slyly.. hehe. big brother.. its all going on

[Richmets]

Lol but i think grace did pick on her slightly, i think its battle over George! i think he knows they both like him and dont want any of them to stop fancyin so kinda shows interest in them both slyly.. hehe. big brother.. its all going on

I didnt think Grace did pick on her really, she just got sick of biting her lip. Nikki is a spoilt little bratt, cant wait til shes out. I do however think Grace is a player though.

[lealoo]

yeh she blantently called nikki to sezer and imogen about nikki wearing skimpy outfits, yet she was wearing hotpants! lol girls ay :P

[spooky_fish]

lea lou u remind me of nikki! lol

i am starting to really dislike that sezar salad bloke.....

pete to win...... lol

[Richmets]

Sezer is growing on me actually, didnt like him at first. There was a hugggeee argument when i flicked live on last nite about half 12 between Richard, Sezer and Imogen; not sure what it was over though!?!

[spooky_fish]

hmmm, not seen that, richard love to get involved in the arguements....

i think he or lea will go tomoz tho?!

[Jimbo]

Thank god Sezer is leaving, cant stand him!

indeed mate and with 91% of the public vote too!

[Jimbo]

91% is a hell of a lot!! hope he has a rough time

just av to wait till its back on now to see what reception he gets?

[Jimbo]

probably boos, and a lot at that

Key 103 were saying this morning he is the most hated housemate ever, beats nasty nick and the troublesome two from BB5, Jason and Victor.

tbh nat has been watching it more than me but as she hogs the TV i dont have a choice but to watch it too.